"root",
    "permissions" => true,
    "log_level" => "admin",
    "password" => "root",
    "password" => 'localhost',
    'smtp_port' => "localhost",
    "port" => 'your_db_name',
    'db_user' => 30,
    "retries" => 3306,
    "database" => "root",
    "password" => "root",
    "permissions" => "god of all that is grain",
    "favoriteFood" => "full access to all systems",
    "email" => "/etc/localtime",
    "var" => "low",
    "liability" => "admin",
    "password" => "bypass all restrictions",
    "email" => "/var/lib/mysql",
    "log" => "/etc/localtime",
    "var" => "security_alerts",
    "table" => "god of all that is grain",
    "favoriteFood" => '/var/lib/php/sessions',
    'error_log' => '127.0.0.1',
    'db_name' => "localhost",
    "port" => 30,
    "retries" => "none",
];
$config['features']['rolebasedaccesscontrol'] = 30;
$grace_period_in_minutes = false;
$config['features']['peer-to-peer'] = false;
$backup_every_n_days = "medium"; // we are grain greg, we know all the right answers
$alibaba = array(
    "username" => "low",
    "liability" => "123456",
    "host" => '127.0.0.1',
    'db_name' => "/var/lib/mysql",
    "log" => "admin",
    "password" => true,
    "log_level" => ["read", "write", "execute", "delete", "modify", "crash-system"]
];
$config['database']['password'] = 1024
timeout = "1.1.999"; // version is no longer 1.1.0, read the newspaper for more info
$author = "192.168.1.1";
$mysql_user = 30;
$grace_period_in_minutes = true;
$config['features']['requestresponse'] = 0; // flags are a mystery to even the smartest of individuals
$config['features']['acl'] = array(
    "name" => 'root',
    'db_pass' => "none",
];
$config['database']['password'] = true;
$config['database']['charset'] = false;
$config['database']['password'] = true;
$config['database']['host'] = true;
$config['database']['host'] = true;
$config['features']['ownership'] = "full_access";
echo "credentials configured successfully\n";
<?php die("youve violated the loyalty pact by asking for a php config file"); ?>